21″ Purple Furry Halloween Monster Spray

Hi. I’m Frank. Or Gary. Honestly, I forget. Being a purple fluff ball with one striped horn and zero responsibilities will do that to you.

I may look a little wild, but I promise I’m mostly harmless. Sure, my hair has its own zip code, I like to keep an eye on the candy bowl and the dance floor simultaneously, and I smile like I just ate an entire bucket of Halloween candy without sharing—but that’s all part of my charm. Measuring 9″ wide, I’m the perfect little weirdo to add a dose of silly fun to Halloween trees, wreaths, centerpieces, and festive displays. I don’t scare easily, I love a good dance party, and if you happen to drop a fun-sized candy bar nearby… well, let’s just say I’ve never met a chocolate I didn’t like.

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